Crunchberries aren't Real?

[Anonymous]

Read about the lawsuit here:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/pn6jq9

[Wallace]

Post by Anonymous
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pn6jq9

good judge!

what real berries are crunchy?

[Mark Mellin]

Post by Wallace
what real berries are crunchy?

Caper.

- Mark

[Veronique]

Post by Wallace
what real berries are crunchy?

   Caper.  

Flower buds, not berries.



V.
--
Veronique Chez Sheep

[axlq]

Post by Anonymous
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pn6jq9

It boggles my mind to think that a judge had to spend his time writing a
whole 4-page opinion on this topic.
http://kevinunderhill.typepad.com/Documents/Opinions/Crunchberries.pdf

-A

[Wallace]

Post by axlq

Post by Anonymous
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pn6jq9

It boggles my mind to think that a judge had to spend his time writing a
whole 4-page opinion on this topic.
http://kevinunderhill.typepad.com/Documents/Opinions/Crunchberries.pdf

after writing long opinions every day about many silly things that never
should have ended up in court but appear more genuine, the judge probably
got a kick out of this one. I bet all his fellow judges were envious, and
shared their input over lunch. I bet every law clerk wanted in on it.

[SMS]

Post by Wallace
after writing long opinions every day about many silly things that never
should have ended up in court but appear more genuine, the judge probably
got a kick out of this one. I bet all his fellow judges were envious, and
shared their input over lunch. I bet every law clerk wanted in on it.

Next up is the chicken fried steak lawsuit. A friend told me that he had
some friends from India that didn't eat beef and he was mystified as to
why they would always order chicken fried steak at places like Denny's.
When he asked them, they were horrified to learn that chicken fried
steak was beef, not chicken. Having never tried this delicacy, I must
admit that I also always thought that it was chicken.

[Steve Pope]

Post by SMS
Next up is the chicken fried steak lawsuit. A friend told
me that he had some friends from India that didn't eat beef
and he was mystified as to why they would always order chicken
fried steak at places like Denny's. When he asked them, they
were horrified to learn that chicken fried steak was beef,
not chicken. Having never tried this delicacy, I must admit
that I also always thought that it was chicken.

Isn't it okay if the beef is from downer cows?

Steve

[axlq]

Post by SMS
Next up is the chicken fried steak lawsuit. A friend told me that
he had some friends from India that didn't eat beef and he was
mystified as to why they would always order chicken fried steak at
places like Denny's. When he asked them, they were horrified to
learn that chicken fried steak was beef, not chicken. Having never
tried this delicacy, I must admit that I also always thought that
it was chicken.

Ah, a fine Texas invention, if I recall correctly. It's basically a
steak that you cook like a fried chicken. These days, what passes
as "Chicken Fried Steak" in restaurants is nothing more than a
ground beef patty dipped in breading and tossed in the deep fat
fryer. Can't find real steak anymore cooked that way. Not that
you'd want to -- the word I heard in Texas was that chicken-frying
steak was a means to disguise a low-quality cut of meat.

-a

[Mark Thorson]

Post by axlq
Ah, a fine Texas invention, if I recall correctly. It's basically a
steak that you cook like a fried chicken. These days, what passes
as "Chicken Fried Steak" in restaurants is nothing more than a
ground beef patty dipped in breading and tossed in the deep fat
fryer. Can't find real steak anymore cooked that way. Not that
you'd want to -- the word I heard in Texas was that chicken-frying
steak was a means to disguise a low-quality cut of meat.

The chicken-fried steaks I've had appeared to be made
from cubed steak, which is usually made from a cheap
cut. It's only low-quality in the sense that it's
a cut that would otherwise be tough, not that it
would be in any way unwholesome as compared to more
expensive cuts.

It's a good way to prepare that meat. Done well,
chicken fried steak is certainly better than a
hamburger made from the same meat.

[Veronique]

Post by SMS

Post by Wallace
after writing long opinions every day about many silly things that never
should have ended up in court but appear more genuine, the judge probably
got a kick out of this one.  I bet all his fellow judges were envious, and
shared their input over lunch.  I bet every law clerk wanted in on it.

Next up is the chicken fried steak lawsuit. A friend told me that he had
some friends from India that didn't eat beef and he was mystified as to
why they would always order chicken fried steak at places like Denny's.
When he asked them, they were horrified to learn that chicken fried
steak was beef, not chicken. Having never tried this delicacy, I must
admit that I also always thought that it was chicken.

No, that would be Chicken Steak, Fried.


V., vegetarian and very hard to fool
--
Veronique Chez Sheep

[sf]

On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 06:25:24 -0700, "Wallace"

Post by Wallace

Post by axlq

Post by Anonymous
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pn6jq9

It boggles my mind to think that a judge had to spend his time writing a
whole 4-page opinion on this topic.
http://kevinunderhill.typepad.com/Documents/Opinions/Crunchberries.pdf

after writing long opinions every day about many silly things that never
should have ended up in court but appear more genuine, the judge probably
got a kick out of this one. I bet all his fellow judges were envious, and
shared their input over lunch. I bet every law clerk wanted in on it.

This thread has been eerie to me. I once knew someone who has the
plaintiff's name and I wouldn't put it past that person to do such a
thing. Ew.

[Sqwertz]

Post by sf
This thread has been eerie to me. I once knew someone who has the
plaintiff's name and I wouldn't put it past that person to do such a
thing. Ew.

They really need to publish pictures of these plaintiffs so that we can
point and laugh when we pass them on the sidewalk or see them in a store.

Maybe that would curb some of these ridiculous lawsuits.

-sw

[Pete Fraser]

Post by Sqwertz
They really need to publish pictures of these plaintiffs so that we can
point and laugh when we pass them on the sidewalk or see them in a store.
Maybe that would curb some of these ridiculous lawsuits.

You've never seen Jerry Springer?